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To: Diver Dave

LOL

Thanks, DD. What kind of ducks are these?


1,915 posted on 07/27/2008 10:49:16 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

Q: What do you call two cows and a duck?

A: Quackers and Milk.

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

A: A firequacker!

Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?

A: A duck with the hiccups

Q: Which animal grows down?

A: A duck


1,916 posted on 07/27/2008 10:54:56 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy
What kind of ducks are these?

Uhhh, Sitting? Foreign? BBQ? Donald? Anehiem?

'Fraid I don't know and Google graphics didn't help either.

1,917 posted on 07/27/2008 11:11:44 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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