[JustAmy]

July 18, 2008



Graphic by Billie

The Cow

The friendly cow all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.

She wanders lowing here and there,
And yet she cannot stray,
All in the pleasant open air,
The pleasant light of day;

And blown by all the winds that pass
And wet with all the showers,
She walks among the meadow grass
And eats the meadow flowers.

~~ Robert Louis Stevenson ~~

[ConorMacNessa]

Good afternoon, Amy - Happy Friday!! Wearing red to support the troops!

[MEG33]

Good Afternoon To

Amy's Place

Wear Red On Friday To Support Our Troops

[OESY]

How to tell if your cow has Mad Cow Disease:

1. Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.

2. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.

3. Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.

4. Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.

5. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.

6. Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

7. You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.

8.Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.

9.She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.

10.Your cow gets a job at the Beef Marketing Board.

11.Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting “MOO” backwards.

12.Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called “LaCream Abdul Milkbar”.

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[jaycee]

Nice, Amy, thank you!

A story from me: When I was little I couldn’t understand how cows could stand on a large hill(you know you could see a lot of them on a hillside) well, he told me in a fatherly friendly way that they had two short legs and two longer legs so they could stand like that! Guess back in those days, they didn’t realize children believe anything they are told by an adult! But I will say, it didn’t warp my mind~~LOL~~

[OESY]

Obama ice cream flavors:

25. Coffee For A Change
24. Polyanna Obama Banana
23. Free Lunch Crunch
22. Bright Clean Nice Ice
21. Socialist Sorbet
20. Chocolate Mousselim
19. Barry No Idea Garcia
18. Commie Caramel Surprise
17. Scary Barry Dream
16. Chocolate Fluff Shuffle
15. Half Baked Funky Monkey
14. Madmadamia Nut
13. Baraccoli Swirl
12. Chocolate Brownie Bites
11. Barack Berry
10. Easy Honey Supreme
9. Che Guava Revolution
8. Magic Negro Cookie Dough
7. Death by Diversity
6. Vanilla White Guilt
5. Madrassa Mint
4. Empty Suity Fruity
3. S’mores Wars
2. Mocha Messiah
1. Neopolitician

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[jaycee]

As red as I could find "for our troops". (Please notice the ant on the flower). ~~LOL~~

~~Hello to Amy's Place~~

[lonestar]

If you haven't seen this--you're going to love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U

[MEG33]

*No cow...No ice cream*


Thank you for the fun graphic and Happy Cow Day poem.

[JustAmy]

Billie ..... thank you for today’s cute Welcome Graphic.

Fish Hawk .... thank you for alerting me to Cow Day.

Hope both of you have had a Fun Cow Day.