Drink more beer now!
When I was younger, I used to work at a drugstore that had a Sodafountain/snack bar. The lead singer in my band used to come to the store every Sunday so that we might partake in our hangover cure. This consisted of 2 Hot dogs, covered in mustard, mayo, ketchup, chili, jalapenos, onions, cheese, fritos and coleslaw. We would eat them, and within 15 minutes of the last bite, we would head to the bathroom and vomit so hard that our rectums would prolapse. It didn’t completely cure the hangover, but it did manage to purge any remaining toxins in our body....at least that’s what we thougt....
Exactly. Only one way outta this... cowboy up and go drink some more Shiner.
I was in Shiner, TX two weeks ago with a friend. We pulled up to a gas station, go in, and he ordered “Two Shiner blacks, two boxes of .227’s, and a pack of Marlboros... in the box.... TO GO!”
The attendant didn’t even bat an eye as he poured the drafts into paper cups and sacked up the ammo.
True story.
I love Texas.