Top ten signs you’ve watched too much Star Trek
10. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green
skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
9. You pull the legs off your hamster so you’ll have a tribble.
8. You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the
Enterprise.
7. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon
and torture you for information.
6. You went to San Francisco to see of you might bump into Kirk and crew
while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.
5. Your college thesis was a comparison of the illustrious careers of
T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk.
4. You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, “Star Trek? Isn’t
that the one with Luke Skywalker?”
3. You have no life.
2. You recognize more than four references on this list.
1. You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you
calculated for the planet Vulcan.