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English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. “That’s not right”............... Sum Ting Wong
2. “Are you harboring a fugitive?”.. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. “See me ASAP”.................... Kum Hia Nao
4. “There goes Stupid Man”.......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. “Small Horse”.................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. “Did you go to the beach?”....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. “I bumped into a coffee table”... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. “I think you need a face lift”... Chin Tu Fat
9. “It’s very dark in here”......... Wao So Dim
10. “I thought you were on a diet”.. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. “This is a tow away zone”....... No Pah King
12. “Our meeting is next week”...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. “Staying out of sight!”......... Lei Ying Lo
14. “He’s cleaning his automobile”.. Wa Shing Ka
15. “Your body odor is offensive”... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. “Great”......................... Su Pah
Sarge
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General’s new bird dog, “Sarge.”
The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn’t part with him at any price.
A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. “What happened to ole “Sarge?” he asked.
“Had to shoot him,” grumbled the General. “A friend came to hunt with me and couldn’t remember the dog’s name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark.”