Good afternoon, Yorkie.
Thank you for the cute sequence of graphics for Cuddle Up Day!
Absolutely precious. Thank you.
# It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
# If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!
# The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog.
# Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.
# Never make fried chicken in the nude.
# Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
# You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
# If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.
# My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
# Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
# Simplify… hire a maid.
# My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
# I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
# I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
# Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, “What? And spoil the mood?”
# When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.
# If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that “THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes…”