LOL Exactly! Block and Tile becomes Black and Tall
There are tons of others locally but I’m too tired to think right now. That, and becasue I know my brain skews things, I’m careful about saying too many of them aloud lest they send the men in white suits and butterfly nets after me!
One of my coworkers’ brains runs on the same track. It makes for some hilarious conversations!
There’s a guy made a career out of malapropisms... hilarious. His name is Norm Crosby. Heard of him?