[La Enchiladita]

While you are dancing with your vacuum cleaner today, I am doing this...

...and a jillion other things. BBL.

[jaycee]

Isn’t that cute? I’ve got to run out a few minutes. The reason I have so much to do is I let it go too long and everything needs it. Been polishing and dusting furniture. Oh, how I hate that! Darn it, I need a maid....I wish.

Back in the days when I worked all the time, I had someone to clean the house once a week and I loved it. They didn’t do everything that pleased me but it was well worth what they did. Wish those days were back sometimes.

[yorkie]

'Dita, here is a portrait of Maxfield Parrish. In my mind, I pictured a very elegant, clean shaven, meticulously dressed young man. (Funny how we get images in our mind, and then are surprised when they turn out to be much different than what we had imagined.) Not to say it is a bad thing, though.

[Lady Jag]

He says, "How about you and me swap positions tonight?"

She says, "Hey, that's a great idea! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

[OESY]

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