[MEG33]

 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Happy Tuesday To Amy's Place

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thank you for the morning laughs, Meg.

[yorkie]

Meg, that “light bulb” post is adorable! It must have taken forever, to copy each picture, post it, type the little quotes under each one! Some day we will be able to move our curser over everything, and just click, copy and paste - two seconds.

Thank you for sharing that with us! (My favorite was the poodle one!!)

[La Enchiladita]

Fabulosa, amiga! And it’s all true!!
:o)

[gardengirl]

That is perfect!

[Cardhu]

That is soooo true Meg.

[Billie]

Perfect! LOL! Whoever captioned those definitely knew the personality of the breeds! Cats......LOL! They're so dang independent and superior. :)

Pfffffffft!

[Mama_Bear]

I love that "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb". I have read it many times over the years but I still get a kick out of it - every time. The attitudes of the different breeds are so right on. I remember my wonderful Yellow Lab, so eager to do ANYTHING to help - if he could have changed light bulbs and rewired the house and the neighbor's, he would have - with a grin!

Hope your day is perfect!