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To: pollywog
Ever hear the one about Father Elvis?

Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.  He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life.  So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late.  He hops on the plane bound for Nevada.  He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.

As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis!  I knew you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?"

Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you see I'm
not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab and
he's a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel and
step on it."

The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew
you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan! It's so great to see you!"

"Shut up, you imbecile.  I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and drive!"

So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel.  Father O'Malley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk.  "You're back Elvis!  I knew this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free ~~~~~~burgers, peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches, masseurs, complementary hookers and a full liquor bar!  I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says, "Thank you. Thank you very much!"


1,307 posted on 06/15/2008 5:08:09 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL~~~big time!


1,309 posted on 06/15/2008 5:15:58 PM PDT by jaycee
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To: Lady Jag

LOL

Thanks for the laugh, Lady J.


1,320 posted on 06/15/2008 7:14:24 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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