[glock rocks]

Soak them in a sulfuric acid bath when you get them and if earwigs float to the surface dump them in your neighbors yard and go to Whole Foods and buy the most expensive ones you can find.

How much are earwigs at Whole Foods these days?

[tubebender]

Very expensive but the acid bath doesn’t faze em...

[vox_freedom]

How much are earwigs at Whole Foods these days?

Last time I checked they were $8.99 a lb. Almost the price of Dungeness crab! Like everything the prices have gone up, and up -- all because of oil prices. ;-)