[samtheman]

Should lasers really be strapped to planes?

No. They should be built in, not strapped on. They should be an integral part of the planes target acquisition and weapons system, not a jury-rigged add-on.

And our lasers should be better than their lasers, always.

[Ouderkirk]

I have always been rather partial to napalm.

[rlmorel]

The obligatory "Shark with Frikkin Laser Beam"...