[Corin Stormhands]

The minimum wage union TSA screeners wouldn’t care if you had nineteen bags as long as you don’t tell them one has a bomb in it.

or a six-ounce tube of toothpaste...

[RosieCotton]

We won’t talk about the one time I was flying somewhere and forgot about the packet of guitar strings I’d put in an inside pocket on my coat...

The screeners were not amused.