HA! I don’t think that policy would last long around here, but good luck!
Both my animals are fortunately still among the living but I will not be replacing them either.
Well, unlike your house, we don’t get a lot of strays. I wouldn’t turn an animal away. But I don’t have to go looking for one.
I may be willing to amend it to get a cat because Not Valerie will do the litter box, etc. But there will not be another dog, or a hamster, a gerbil, a bird, a turtle or a snake...