[Corin Stormhands]

So a treat tonight. No upheaval. :~)

'zat whatcher callin' it now?

[300winmag]

I was stopped at a light on my way to work tonight. In the lane next to me was an older Chevy compact car. It looked like it had been parked in a chicken coop for six months. There was birdsh!t all over it.

I started to feel sorry for the guy. But as he pulled away, I could see the rear bumper was covered with stickers going back to Gore/Lieberman, plus "Got Hope?" and the "Bush lied, people died" type.

I said a quick prayer that God bless that population of patriotic birds, granting them even better accuracy, and a slight case of diarrhea.