2. Sir Isaac Newton: A Rooster at rest tends to stay at rest. Rooster in motion tend to cross the road.
3. Quantum Logic Rooster: The Rooster is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side after his atoms collided.
4. Cray Rooster: Crosses faster than any other Rooster, but if you don't dip him in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
5. Barack Obama Rooster: I fight for the Roosters and I am fighting for the Roosters right now. I will not give up on the Roosters crossing the road! I will fight for the Roosters and I will not disappoint them. Did I mention that I voted against the road and bridge maintenance bill before I voted for it?
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