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To: JustAmy; All


Good morning, all!


Theories on roosters that cross the road:

1. Albert Einstein: Whether the Rooster crossed the road or the road moved beneath the Rooster depends upon your relative point of view. The Rooster did not cross the road - it transcended it.

2. Sir Isaac Newton: A Rooster at rest tends to stay at rest. Rooster in motion tend to cross the road.

3. Quantum Logic Rooster: The Rooster is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side after his atoms collided.

4. Cray Rooster: Crosses faster than any other Rooster, but if you don't dip him in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

5. Barack Obama Rooster: I fight for the Roosters and I am fighting for the Roosters right now. I will not give up on the Roosters crossing the road! I will fight for the Roosters and I will not disappoint them. Did I mention that I voted against the road and bridge maintenance bill before I voted for it?




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820 posted on 05/18/2008 4:03:44 AM PDT by OESY
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To: FRiends; ST.LOUIE1; JustAmy; Mama_Bear; Billie; NicknamedBob; Cardhu; Kitty Mittens; ...

Out in the Fields with God
by Anonymous

The little cares that fretted me
I lost them yesterday
Among the fields, above the sea,
Among the winds at play,
Among the lowing of the herds,
The rustling of the trees,
Among the singing of the birds,
The humming of the bees.

The foolish fears of what might happen,
I cast them all away,
Among the clover-scented grass,
Among the new-mown hay,
Among the husking of the corn,
Where drowsy poppies nod,
Where ill thoughts die and good are born--
Out in the fields with God.

~~~
Good Morning~Happy Lord's Day
This poem is a favorite of mine.

821 posted on 05/18/2008 5:55:38 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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To: OESY


LOL ..... thank you.

Cute cartoon, OESY.

I loved the Theories on roosters crossing the road.

Happy Rooster Day!

837 posted on 05/18/2008 10:21:37 AM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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