As a long time owner/friend of Labradors, and someone whose sister breeds Goldens, I have to agree with your comments. Goldens are sweet dogs, but brains are not the breed’s long suit. My Labs run and play rings around her Goldens at the annual family get-together. All the dogs are comatose by the end of the day, but my Labs want to get up the next morning and do it all over again. Her Goldens, on the other hand, have “Do Not Disturb” and “Room Service” hang tags at the end of their beds. Obviously Labs are the smarter breed . . . . Ya think?
Subject: Goldens vs Labs
Goldens: NEED attention
Labs: WANT attention
Goldens: MUST be touching you at all times
Labs: WANT to touch you all the time
Goldens: They must be Catholics (They understand the need to confess their guilt)
Labs: They must be Protestants (What guilt?)
Goldens: If they had a job they would be Social Workers
Labs: If they had a job they would be standup comedians
Goldens: If they could speak, theyd constantly say I love you And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken theyd say broken lamp? I must have done it. I know I was outside the whole time, but I must have done it, oh no. Someones unhappy
Labs: If they could speak, theyd say love me And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken theyd say broken lamp? I did it. I was having tons of fun. Want to see me break the other one?
Goldens: hang on you
Labs: body slam you
Goldens: Long hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Labs: Shorter hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Goldens: Brush daily
Labs: Wash and wear!
- Karen & Dick Kennedy
Pleasant Pine Labrador Retrievers