I don’t get it. If they’re starting with the raw product I could see it but with the many varieties of precooked bacon around, what’s the problem?
The problem is government bureaucrats and safety Nazis are brainless morons.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience" -- C.S. Lewis