[Lazamataz]

If you had only gone out with me, all these problems could have been avoided. We would have married and had a wonderful life.

I blame you for ALL my current problems.

[Xenalyte]

As long as I don’t get blamed for the problems you had before me, that’s a burden I can shoulder.

Although while we’re on the subject, I should add that for your pre-existing problems, I blame Canada.