[Lazamataz]

Well, she never SAID she was married to you.

In fact, she only was married once, back when she was like 19.

[Mr. Jazzy]

You are scaring me with the f&%king coincidences of your story.

We were “happily” married for 15 years before she lowered the boom on me. No crack and crap like that, though.
Met the current Mrs. Jazzy three months after the divorce was final.

The current Mrs. Jazzy (working on year number 14 with her!)is most DEFINTITELY a keeper. People look at her, then they look at me and figure out that I MUST be a stallion in the sack for her to keep a around!

She digs my hairy chest, too.

(they are right, of course!)

OooRah!