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FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR

Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup

Happy 2000000!


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KEYWORDS: 2000000; fr; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; peopleare4snacks; sionnsar; undead
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To: Monkey Face

We expected them back, that’s why we put the pot there. They griped around for a couple of days, tried to nest on the light fixture (didn’t work!), and then started building on top of the pot. They’ve only got about 3” clearance above the nest!

Next year we’ll try harder!


621 posted on 05/05/2008 5:36:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: rottndog; Tax-chick; fanfan; SandyInSeattle; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; Delta 21; ...

OK...I know no one is ready for this:
This morning, on the early local news, I watched a car chase. Sort of. Some idiot decided to steal a pickup truck, but when he drove past this really cool car, he dumped the truck and took the car.

Silly boy. It was a “bait” car, and Metro soon killed the engine. The guy bailed, and ran to a golf course. The opportunity was there, and he took it!

A maintenance golf cart was just waiting for him! Seizing the opportunity, he took off. But found himself going in circles. He cut across the turf and headed for the freeway.

Hot on his heels was another maintenance golf cart, and behind the wheel was a maintenance man who was really ticked off.

The offender headed for a tunnel that would take him to the south side of the course, via a tunnel under the freeway. By then, Metro was hot on his heels and also in the air.

By the time the traffic ‘copter found him again on the other side of the tunnel, he was spread-eagled. Ya think he was afraid of the guy in the other golf cart?

All caught on tape, courtesy of of Captain Paul and Hunky Harvey!


622 posted on 05/05/2008 5:45:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Determination! Birds can really flatten themselves out!


623 posted on 05/05/2008 5:46:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL! A candidate for Stupidest Criminal.


624 posted on 05/05/2008 5:46:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick

I almost wet my pants while I was watching it. It really was a lift for a Monday, that’s for sure!

LOL!


625 posted on 05/05/2008 5:47:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good family fun!

The catz are watching bats out the front window now. Very exciting!


626 posted on 05/05/2008 5:51:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick

The old house we lived in when I was a kid had bats in the attic.

We loved to watch them on summer nights, when they would zap all the mosquitoes they could eat.

The catz must be hyper!


627 posted on 05/05/2008 5:54:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

They left when Bill and Tom came in the front door. Guess they went to eat. Shannon will sometimes charge the window screen, but Wednesday is too dignified.


628 posted on 05/05/2008 5:55:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Monkey Face

Gotta go - PBS is running a show on Alexander Hamilton, who is Way Cool :-).

And tomorrow’s the primary, so I’ll be out at the poll with my customized Curtis Blackwood mints and my Jeff Gerber sign. You have a great night and a good Tuesday!


629 posted on 05/05/2008 6:02:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m on my way outta here, too.

Tomorrow, I’m taking my friend’s mother out for the day...bringing her out here to Hooterville to show her my digs, and the “quaint” town, then taking her to a spendy mall a few miles from here so she can shop at Macy’s, then to lunch, then I’ll take her cute little self home.

(She’s 4’10”, maybe...)

She’s 82 and she had a stroke in November, so she’s slow and confused. But I love that old sweetheart. She’s a good friend!

Take care of you tomorrow, and I’ll see you when we both get here!!

XOXO


630 posted on 05/05/2008 6:09:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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Thanks, 'Face!

Sorry for my absence but I was dealing with major issues (sorry NnBob!). Not quite over yet, but the future looks rather a bit brighter than it has for a LONG time.

631 posted on 05/05/2008 6:23:46 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Real life is darned inconvenient about interrupting our playtime.


632 posted on 05/05/2008 6:33:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Real life is darned inconvenient about interrupting our playtime.

Amen to that!!! This past weekend ranks one of the lowest points in many, many years -- but things are now on the way back up.

633 posted on 05/05/2008 6:44:34 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Did I say that already?


634 posted on 05/05/2008 6:45:18 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

And did I forget it?


635 posted on 05/05/2008 6:45:58 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Did I forget what?


636 posted on 05/05/2008 6:46:30 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

You forgot what Bill Cosby said.


637 posted on 05/05/2008 7:01:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good Night ‘Face!


638 posted on 05/05/2008 7:14:27 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bill Cosby said lots of things....problem is I was too often laughing too hard to remember what he said.


639 posted on 05/05/2008 7:15:36 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: rottndog; sionnsar
Bill Cosby said:
"My father told me, don't worry about becoming senile. It it happens to you, you won't know it."

640 posted on 05/05/2008 7:28:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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