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FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR

Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup

Happy 2000000!


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To: Monkey Face
Have I told you lately how special you are?

{{{Face}}}

Well I am off to the hospital. Talk to you all later.

601 posted on 05/05/2008 3:52:27 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Have as good an evening as is possible under the circumstances. I must flee - I have children trying to escape.


602 posted on 05/05/2008 3:53:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Maybe. But you can say it again! Hugs to you and Mr. Teddy. He’ll be MUCH better soon!


603 posted on 05/05/2008 3:54:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

Perhaps escaping children is something the catz cooked up. They COULD be instigators...


604 posted on 05/05/2008 3:55:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m sure Wednesday and Shannon would be thrilled if all three of the little boys left home, permanently!


605 posted on 05/05/2008 3:57:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick

See? Wednesday has been whispering things to them to encourage such behavior!

She’ll get better!


606 posted on 05/05/2008 3:59:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

They don’t get along?


607 posted on 05/05/2008 4:04:31 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: darkangel82

The boys think they’re getting along fine. The catz are not so happy.


608 posted on 05/05/2008 4:05:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick

Catz are discriminating.
Which is why I like them!


609 posted on 05/05/2008 4:07:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
Would that involve one or more of our dragons? Let me know when you're ready for the hot sex mating scenes. You've given us a good idea of your preferences, but you might want some input from *ahem* "experts."

Dragons mating? 'Face, you are a kinky devil! I feel proud to say that you have blossomed under my tutelage.

Unfortunately, no. This thing looks more like a land-going squid. He studiously avoids kinky behavior. It wouldn't do to get those tentacles tied up in knots.

610 posted on 05/05/2008 4:08:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: NicknamedBob
*sigh*

OK. I was just offering....

And I'm proud to be under you your tutelage.

I think tenticles are highly over-rated. Who needs 'em, except for those with low testosterone levels?

611 posted on 05/05/2008 4:13:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

yay!
I did some planting this weekend. My wild birds are happy now.


612 posted on 05/05/2008 4:15:58 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

We have barn swallows above the front door again! After the babies moved out last summer, we put a clay pot on top of the pillar where they nested, but now they’ve made their nest on top of the pot! Maybe we’ll outsmart them next year!

I planted the sunflowers last week. This week I put in canteloupes and lupines. The lupines are supposed to take three weeks to come up!


613 posted on 05/05/2008 4:20:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Curtis Blackwood for State Rep! Jeff Gerber for County Commissioner! Vote early and often!)
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To: Tax-chick
We have barn swallows above the front door again!...

Maybe you should think about putting some chicken wire up. Otherwise, they'll be nesting over your door forever!

614 posted on 05/05/2008 4:28:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
"I think tenticles are highly over-rated. Who needs 'em, except for those with low testosterone levels?"

Gosh, 'Face, don't you know anything about aliens? ?Aliens need tentacles, fer cryin' out loud!

Of course, in your defense, I did fail to mention that this particular land-going squid was from another star system. It's a little different take on the Robinson Crusoe story. That guy was a putz, anyway.

615 posted on 05/05/2008 4:32:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: Monkey Face
"I think tenticles are highly over-rated. Who needs 'em, except for those with low testosterone levels?"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means ..."

616 posted on 05/05/2008 4:39:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: NicknamedBob

*sigh*

I must be having a “Blonde Day.”

I had other visions of Aliens. (I don’t think it would go over too well, though...none of them had proof of who they were...)


617 posted on 05/05/2008 4:46:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Which word?


618 posted on 05/05/2008 4:47:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
If I have to explain it ....
619 posted on 05/05/2008 5:04:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Surely you can't be serious!" -- I am serious, and don't call me surly.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Er...I was hoping you’d draw some pictures....*blush*


620 posted on 05/05/2008 5:34:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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