Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup
Happy 2000000!
Mid-Month Ping!!!
Ant VS The Grasshopper
This one is a little different.. Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals!
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’ Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.
The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008
These are Lasers and can get going fast. Down on Mission bay in San Diego if got this cold almost no one would be out on the bay.
Lasers?
*perks up*
Oh, not the vape stuff kind.
Good Morning!
Hey! You’re back!
WOO-HOO!
Morning!
How are you feeling today?
*HUG*
fwiw, i'm sick to death of having to decide WHICH is the LEAST BAD person to be POTUS.
free dixie HUGS,sw
Wandering randomly.
As usual.
I misread that as ‘last’ bad.
Conclusion: I need coffee.
I suspect a lot of us are having the same problem.
*smooch*
Ah. Lurking, no doubt.
LOL!
I’m glad you liked it!
Did LoM get to her destination OK?
Lurking, larking, something like that.
I could embellish that, but I won’t.
*snark*
LOL, true.
:singing quietly:
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear ‘Face,
Happy Birthday to me!
A little whipped....
Didn’t get to the shop to start my work day until after 4 in the afternoon. It was a long day.
Awww.....
*HUG*
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