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CUBS 3

Phillies 5 

 

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TONIGHT

APRIL 12 @ 6:05 PM CST
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CUBS 3

Phillies 5 

 

NEXT GAME: 

TONIGHT

APRIL 12 @ 6:05 PM CST
 Radio: WGN 720

  VS   

[tongue-tied]

Oops! I’ll keep my mouth shut as far as the Cubbies go...

[Lady Jag]

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"