[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.  The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it. 

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."
 

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said,

"The curlers are on me."

[Lady Jag]

That's cute!

Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."