"What the HELL are you WEARING? That looks like a FLOUR SACK that some one has VOMITED UPON. And we are NOT going to that restaurant. They served too much ICE in the water and their blueberry tart tasted like it had been made in 1942 by some Australian WALLABIES with SCARLET FEVER. And last night, you call that SEX??? I think AMOEBAS have more fun reproducing! Even the SHEETS were sub-par. You're going to have to do BETTER than that if you want to make it to next WEEK. No, let's go admire me driving around town in my million dollar car again."
Oh yeah, loads of fun.
OMG, that’s sooo funny!
Actually, I’ll bet Simon would be a good catch. He seems like he has a really good head on his shoulders.
LOL - love that!
ROFL! Your description is hilarious, and probably pretty close to the truth.
LOL!