I re-wrote Chef from South Park's lyrical tribute to Kathie Lee Gifford and it's pretty appropriate for my favorite female in the top 10.
Kristie-Lee You are a very special woman I don't mean special in a Mary-Tyler Moore way Or, or a special in extra-value meal at Happy Burger way No, no, no, no, no I mean special like the song of the hummigbird As it gets ready to find that female hummingbird And make sweet love to it all night long Just two hummingbirds moaning and rolling And let their bodies caress and Touch each other in extacy Oh, Kristie-Lee How I'd love to lay you down And lick every inch of your body with my tongue Kristie-Lee, you my sexual fantasy How 'bout you and me Get together and Make, sweet, love...