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To: silent_jonny
Monchichi - ZZZZZZZZZZ.. and dude, you're not rock enough to wear those tight leather pants. There may even be age requirements on tight leather pants, as in you have to be old enough to shave in order to wear those tight leather pants. Monchichi in those tight leather pants is creepy like those tramped-up pageant girl babies - like JonBenet Ramsey. Creepy. Pervvy.

Carly - Nails. On. Chalkboard. Ugh.

Syesha - Wow - what a dress! That's a Grammy's dress! Total red carpet vixen dress! And those shoes - yum. The song was completely forgettable.

Brooke - Looks like a tramp. And you know what? Pounding out chords on a piano isn't all that impressive. It's so high school.

Kristy Lee - The answer to the age-old question, "Does this dress make my butt look big?" is a resounding "yes". Props for a good go at that song. She gets a little trophy for most improved player.

David Cook - Yeah, I love that early-90's gravel. He was so good I didn't even notice what he was wearing. Heck of a performance. Best of the night. By a mile. Wow. He's gonna win this thing.

Jason Castro - Boy can sing like a girl. I liked it. It was pretty good. Quirky. Unique. I'd buy.

Best of the night - was DC. He's in a whole different league. Going home is the Irish Screechfest... or possibly the Syesha Screechfest.

3,804 posted on 04/15/2008 6:03:49 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper
dude, you're not rock enough to wear those tight leather pants. There may even be age requirements on tight leather pants, as in you have to be old enough to shave in order to wear those tight leather pants.

ROFL! Great review :)

3,849 posted on 04/15/2008 6:47:59 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Pray for President Bush, Pray for our Troops and Pray for our Nation.)
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