Will Obammie get the pimp spot?
Will Randy, Pawler and Cowbell judge the clips?
If only... then we could be treated to...
Randy (on Cankles): Yo, you did your thing, Dawg - but it was a little bitc... I mean pitchy.
Pawler (on B-HO): {Slurp} I felt your soul tonight.... {Hic} You could read us the phone book and..... {Pawler passes out}
Simon {on McCain}: You look ghastly, and you sounded very cabaret. How in the hell did you make it this far?