LMAO!!! Guess what you all are getting for Christmas!
* Senator Robert Byrd of West Viginia eats a sandwich of SPAM and mayonnaise on white bread three times a week.
I think the only thing that would be shocking about that would be if he had it on pumpernickel. "No, I don't want no colored bread! WHITE BREAD! And none of that fruity 'Miracle Whip' either! Tastes like a frenchman smells! WHITE MAYO!"
I imagine working for Byrd is like working for a very senile Cotton Hill.
ROFLMAO!!!