Obey The Hand!
Posted on 03/25/2008 5:58:52 AM PDT by silent_jonny
My 16 yr old daughter has just informed me of why this tat exists where it does, and unfortunately, I've had to GROUND her for life!!!!
ROFL! The teens hate it when their parents (or grandparents) get educated on FR!
I though Jason did a great job with it.
LOLOLOL!!!
LOL--yes it did.
I won't either, but it doesn't mean I can't watch :)
10,000th post writer wins a date with her? Male or female?
Bring plenty of penicillin.
I have a feeling that I just don’t want to KNOW why this “tramp stamp” exists.
UGH.
That said, I have to say that noone honestly melted my buttah last night. I thought the best were Aussie-man and Country Barbie. Everyone else was just “meh”. OK Tiny Tim AKA “Dirty Dreadlock Dude” was at least interesting with the ukelele. So for me it came down to:
Aussie Man— always have loved that song, and I thought he did it well. He definitely has stage presence.
Syesha— So-so. I mean Fantasia the greatest singer ever on Idol? **GAG** Randy needs to join us here on planet earth, where Fantasia is a really funky Disney production that makes LSD completely unnecessary. Back to Syesha— she had a few shrieky (pitchy) parts that made my kitty’s ears perk up. That is never a good sign. I predict she will be in the bottom three.
Dread-head— I thought it was pleasant enough. I didn’t think it was “HOT!” like Randy did. (Seriously, he maybe needs a Zantac or something to quench that burning feeling.) At least he was interesting.
David Cook— I just hated this song. Sorry. Normally, I looove what he does, but this song was just hideous to me. First of all, We’re all innocent?? Ummm no we’re not. Maybe his and Monchichi’s songs were mixed up because that was just a little too “I’m OK, you’re OK” for me. Bleeech. And give back what? I WASN’T AWARE THAT I HAD TAKEN ANYTHING! Sheesh.
Kristy Lee— Loved it. I think she sang that with passion and was real. There wasn’t anything over-the-top about it. I really enjoyed her last night.
Carly— Though her hair looked nice, she still looked a little scary to me. Like perhaps you would want to hide your bunny if she were a guest in your home, lest you find a little Hossenfeffer simmering on your stove. And she still needs to cover that arm. Is that Amy Winehouse? In the name of everything decent, WHY??
She is my hubby’s favorite, but last night he was not impressed. She went shrieky a few times. That was it for him. “OK, Neeeext!” he said. Gotta love him!
Monchichi— first of all, did you catch the signage with “Lick those Lips!” on it? I howled. Too funny. I have always said that someone needed to lube his lips before he went onstage because people (OK my family) was starting to count how many times that piece of flesh would sneak out in between words. One night he looked like a gila monster. Last night, it was strangely subdued.
Anyway—he went off-key last night a few too many times. I didn’t get all the accolades following his performance. At least he wasn’t too preachy.
Brooke— Not my favorite performance. It was nice enough, but nothing amazing. It was rather (to use a Simonism) forgetable actually. She seems like such a nice girl, but she has to stop picking out her dresses off the Glad and Hefty rack. But if she insists, please try to remember the twist-tie!
And before I forget? What the heck was Paula wearing? She had the girls bound so tightly, I half-expected her to start belting out “Papa, can you hear me?” Seriously, did she just come off an audition for “Yentl”?
I will probably watch tonight for a few of the guests, and to see who is in the bottom three. If I had to guess, I would say Syesha, Carly, and Brooke. But, really, who knows with an American Idol audience? These ARE some of the same people that are swooning over Obama, after all. And never forget they did vote for Fantasia, even though she is still the greatest Idol winner (cough, gag, sputter) of ALL time!
This is in the Kodak theater. 3000 people in the audience.
Just drive the car, Jimmy.
This is AMERICA...we speak ENGLISH! Thank you.
She quotes Ghandi.
And she's surrounded by 100 volunteers.
Now she quotes a Hopi prayer. Just gets better.
Just give tonight...tomorrow is the elimination show.
Ben Stiller says that he’s recorded a CD of Whitney Houston songs called “Stiller Whips Whitney’s Ass For Charity”. LOL
Thanks for the ping....I think....maybe....
Is Jordin Sparks going to perform?
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