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To: nw_arizona_granny

Well I live in urban area, can’t have farm animals in my yard... hell my little boro basically thinks its an HOA I’d love seeing them react to a chicken coop.. hahaha.


450 posted on 03/25/2008 6:06:29 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: HamiltonJay

I’d love seeing them react to a chicken coop..<<<

I know exactly how they will react.

You can listen to the San Diego Police Scanner at:
scan san diego. net

I listen and find them to be a fine group of Officers, far above some that I have known as a group.

But there is one male officer, with a sissy voice and I had guessed that he was not the “got your back” type of man.

Sure enough, one morning he answered a call for “chickens playing in the roadway”.

He was quite concerned, those ‘chickens’ were in the road, not only that, they took off in all directions.

Maybe a half hour later he was on the radio again:

“there are more chickens than I thought and, and ,and ,they are in the roadway”.

More minutes pass and here he is again:

“they are in the roadway again, and even more than I thought, there are 7 and I think 11 of them, and there is a ROOSTER”.

More Minutes:

“I have located the owner and found even more chickens in his backyard, he has baby chickens, HE HAS A CHICKEN FACTORY!!!”

“HE HAS A CHICKEN FACTORY, HE MUST HAVE 15 OR MAYBE EVEN 20 AND SOME ARE BABIES.”

The dispatcher remained professional and gave him the code for having chickens in an un-zoned for chickens area.

It was one of the few times that the other Officers could not contain their wise crack remarks on the air.

Someone asked if the same law applied to the peacocks that stop the traffic, quite often, almost downtown in San Diego and the Sarge told them “NO, I tried that last year, do not waste your time.”

“Peacocks are classed as a flying bird, and the laws to not apply to them.”

So if you cannot have chickens, can you have peacocks?

It would serve your neighbors right, as they are so beautiful and have such an ugly voice.

The voice is so close to a Burro’s voice, that when I lived in the hills, near Oatman, the burro’s would come out of the big wash and right up beside the peacocks house.

At 1 am every night, one of the burros would stop and say hello to the peacock, for several minutes, or only in passing.

To hear them talk to each other, it is difficult to tell the voices apart.


469 posted on 03/25/2008 1:44:50 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. ... . Mark Twain)
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