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To: defconw

Can I laugh with you.

Married less than a year, I should hope that everything you eat, tastes good to you.

Congratulations, be happy, as I am willing to bet both of you have earned it.

And yes, LOL, I do recall that first year, one of Bills customers brought him a leg off a deer, frozen, so I asked a neighbor how to cook it, invited his family to the feast, and it was a nighmare.

Dale had told me to just put the frozen leg in the oven, extra garlic and bacon strips and cook it all day.

He did not tell me that if it had not been cleaned correctly and you could still see hair on it, not to cook it.

China and crystal, rice, sauces, my finest for his brother and sister............and me sick as a dog smelling that stinking thing in the oven.

They did try to eat it and as Bill’s brother went out the front door, he tried to be nice, it was clear that he did not know what half the the dishes were, as several neighbors had suggestions, and I followed all of them........

As Delbert left, he turned and thanked me for inviting him, then said “but I never did find the potatoes”......

How was I to know that no meal was a meal without potatoes on the table.?


407 posted on 03/24/2008 6:23:18 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. ... . Mark Twain)
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To: nw_arizona_granny
Oh My Gosh! LOL! I guess it's good that I waited so long to get married. I know how to cook! My husband has a bachelor for a long time........ long time.

First marriage for each of us, so when I am not sure, he usually knows. As for game, if DH did not give it to me, then he must inspect it before I even look at it!

NOTE TO SELF: Don't cook anything with hair on it!

409 posted on 03/24/2008 6:30:17 PM PDT by defconw (Pray for Snow!)
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