LOL, man you are hooked.
Wish I could be there to watch you, make your first loaf.
And wait till you smell it baking.
When you get it, open the box, take out the instructions, and go to another room, read it, highlight it and you will be off and running.
Bet you learn to like ‘open face’ sandwiches on the bread that didn’t hold its shape for sandwiches and save the ends and pieces for a bread pudding and to make turkey stuffing.
Let your wife watch your waist, enjoy your bread.
****trail of breadcrumbs****