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| March 10, 2008
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I laughed enough at Leno’s opening shot Monday night on Spitzer
so I can only give you a paraphrase:
“We’ve now found the source of all that global warming...
Eliot Spitzer’s pants!!!”
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posted on
03/11/2008 8:31:06 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: VOA
Lettrman said that Spitzer appeared at his news conference with crime scene tape around his pants! His show will be “must see TV” the rest of this week.
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posted on
03/11/2008 8:52:16 AM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Waiting for 2012 to vote for an actual Republican)
To: PJ-Comix
103
posted on
03/11/2008 9:15:27 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator.)
To: pookie18
104
posted on
03/11/2008 9:24:56 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
At lease your govenor is streight.
To: doug from upland
Thanks, DFU!
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posted on
03/11/2008 10:27:05 AM PDT
by
pookie18
(Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
To: PJ-Comix
It's SPITZMAS!!
The Emperor has No Clothes Club"
The Steamroller has NO STEAM
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posted on
03/11/2008 10:28:12 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: PJ-Comix
Hey, it could have been worse. He could have been caught tapping his feet in a bathroom stall!
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posted on
03/11/2008 10:33:50 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Maverick conservative without a political party.)
To: The_Republican
This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.
And dumb as a box of rocks. Doesn't know enough to use a bag man for all the telephone calls and making the money drop? Based on that alone he isn't qualified to be governor.
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posted on
03/11/2008 10:41:41 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
To: Charles Henrickson
Thank you pastor.
My only excuse for such a haphazard reading of your post is my advanced age and the consequent decrease in the number of little gray cells in my headbone cavity. Don't laugh, it will happen to all of you unless that old hooded guy with the scythe gets you first.
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posted on
03/11/2008 11:21:10 AM PDT
by
epow
(The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster,1823)
To: PJ-Comix
paraphrasing tammy bruce — good news for spitzer is if he is convicted he can get all the unsafe sex he wants in prison.
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posted on
03/11/2008 11:23:46 AM PDT
by
tioga
(Beware: conservative with back to the wall. Proceed with extreme caution.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Pure genius!!!!!
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posted on
03/11/2008 12:11:58 PM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
To: Notary Sojac; martin_fierro
Ah, and as the Bard once said-
“Neither a swallower nor a Spitzer be...”
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posted on
03/11/2008 12:34:01 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(From the Hamlet of the Bronx)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; NormsRevenge; sig226
Apparently it's not only the space-bound Spitzer that's been "scoping" out the Diamonds of the night...
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posted on
03/11/2008 12:47:29 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Rare Tripod Humour)
To: Grampa Dave
"Eliot -- PHONE HO"
To: martin_fierro
Thanks. This will be added to my Spritzer collage:
"Eliot -- PHONE HO"
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posted on
03/11/2008 1:02:10 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
117
posted on
03/11/2008 1:57:29 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(RIP E.G.G.)
To: PJ-Comix
ELIOT MESS IS "GEORGE FOX"
IN
CLIENT 9
FROM
OUTED SPITZ
THE RISE AND FALL OF THE ROAMIN' EMPEROR
To: PJ-Comix; Bender2
"So Eliot, for $4,500 do they spitzer swallow?"
119
posted on
03/11/2008 2:18:46 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("...millions hate what they mistakenly think that the Catholic Church is." ~ Archbishop Fulton Sheen)
To: pookie18
120
posted on
03/11/2008 2:25:24 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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