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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
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| March 10, 2008
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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I made a suggestion to Charles Henrickson for an Eliot Spitzer song parody. If one comes up, I'll post that here too.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Eliot’s got Spitzer for brains.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:05:15 PM PDT
by
Ouderkirk
(Hillary = Senator Incitatus, Clintigula's whore...er, horse.)
To: PJ-Comix
well this didnt take long...
Round up all the usual suspect jokes...
pop in Spits name...
To: PJ-Comix
Did he ever meet Larry Craig?
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:06:16 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
To: PJ-Comix
brings a whole new meaning to ordering a spritzer
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:06:39 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
Mr. Spitzer, Number Nine,
Going down the Northeast Line,
If the whore is on some crack,
Do you want your money back?
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:07:25 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(Plants are people too)
To: PJ-Comix
“How many NY governors does it take to.........”
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:07:29 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" Since 11/20/06)
To: PJ-Comix
Any pictures of any of the members of that prostitution ring?
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:07:29 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(Vote for the Person who will do the least damage to our country.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:08:18 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
Q: What was Governor Spitzer working on with those young ladies?
A: The State of his Union.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:08:57 PM PDT
by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
To: 353FMG
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:09:01 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
Based on the transcript, I still can’t get over the fact the Houston-Shuttle-Launch control room back and forth between Hos, Pimp, and Client-9.
They had every detail covered. Huge back and forth discussions about the “Pre-Paid Package”, about the “Remaining Balance” from previous encounter, about making sure “Package” arrives securely and is verifed, about all forms of transportations, exact times, cabs, trains, pickup up times, arrival times, rooms, hotels, and MOST IMPORTANTLY Client-9 told them that “door would be open”. Then Pimp worries that what if some hotel worker shuts it. Client-9 explains that no it would not be ajar, but it would be open and if your PRESS the button certain way it would open.
I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning. No detail left untouched. Everything confirmed and double confirmed.
This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:11:03 PM PDT
by
The_Republican
(You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:11:39 PM PDT
by
pookie18
(Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:12:03 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:12:06 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: The_Republican
I cant get over the EXACT military mission type planning. SNL will have a field day with this. Perhaps they can do the Spitzer encounters like a "Mission Impossible" episode.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:13:18 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
To: RDTF
"Mr. Spitzer left a deposit."
LOL!
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:13:41 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(Plants are people too)
To: NautiNurse
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:16:42 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: PJ-Comix
re: SNL will have a field day with this. Perhaps they can do the Spitzer encounters like a "Mission Impossible" episode.)))
No--24 Hours! With that annoying phone ring always going on--
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:16:42 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
(Time for Conservatives to go Free Agent)
To: PJ-Comix
Elliot would pull out of the Governor’s mansion, but he’s into risky business.
$4,100 for a hooker? And he options for only $200 in extras? Next time, bring the Viagra.
As Spitzer signs up his legal team for the eventual charges he’ll be facing, the first lawyer approached chided the governor on his statement. So much for using the Rep. Jefferson defense that he was /actually/ working undercover for the FBI and they burned him... But least we know where that $10k in cash from Jefferson’s freezer went.
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posted on
03/10/2008 6:16:59 PM PDT
by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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