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To: FRiends; Mama_Bear; MEG33; GodBlessUSA; OESY; DollyCali; dutchess; Billie; yorkie; gardengirl; ...


I don't wanna do the dishes, I don't wanna do the wash.
I sprinkled clothes a week ago and now my iron is lost!

I don't wanna rattle pots. I don't wanna rattle pans.
I see the mail light flashin'...I wanna chat with friends!

Oh, the table needs some dusting and the floor could sure be mopped.
But I know if I get started there'll be no place to stop.

The closets are so full things are falling off the shelves.
I wish for cleaning fairies and magic little elves.

They could sprinkle fairy dust and twitch their little nose.
The windows would be sparkling, I would have no dirty clothes.

Oh, I know that I'm just dreamin', my head is in the sky.
I must cook that meat in the frig and bake that apple pie.

The hubby needs a bath. The dog needs attention.
Oh...the other way around I mean, my brain is in suspension.

I am runnin' round in circles. I am getting nothing done.
I keep thinking of the internet...I am missing all the fun!

Well, I know I'm not addicted, though I hear that all the time.
But I guess this stuff can wait on me, 'cause today I'll be ON LINE!!!

~ Author Unknown ~

326 posted on 03/05/2008 11:54:10 AM PST by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy

How true! ROTF!!


327 posted on 03/05/2008 12:00:24 PM PST by yorkie (No surgeon can perfect God's work)
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To: JustAmy

Describes me to a T...love it!


328 posted on 03/05/2008 12:01:34 PM PST by jaycee
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To: JustAmy
Good humor, mom! Hi!

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329 posted on 03/05/2008 12:13:11 PM PST by OESY
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To: JustAmy; Mama_Bear; All

Thamks for the daisy graphic—beautiful! And this poem!

I don’t wanna—too funny! Between NicknamedBob’s poem about books yest and this one, y’all have me pegged!

We had a hellacious storm last nite and I jsut got back online. Sheesh! almost a whole day wasted! Not really, but it is amazing how much I need my fix! What did I do before the internet?!


333 posted on 03/05/2008 12:48:23 PM PST by gardengirl
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To: JustAmy
I sprinkled clothes a week ago and now my iron is lost!

LOL. I wonder how many people under 50 know what "sprinkling clothes" is all about? My mom used to do it years ago when I was a little girl. Now people hardly iron anything anymore, let alone sprinkle their clothes. I have never done it. I wonder if you can even get those sprinklers with the cork in them that fit in a Coke bottle?

348 posted on 03/05/2008 4:58:04 PM PST by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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