MICHELLE, DUMBBELL
Tune: "Michelle"
Michelle, dumbbell
You say words that call our country hell
Mad Michelle
Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum
"I wasn't too proud of my country"
That's what you had to say
Why don't you go away
You can stay in lovely lands like France or Afghanistan
Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum
I need to proceed to secede you
I need to make you leave
This place that makes you grieve
Until I do I'm hoping you will please shut your trap
I mean you . . .
I want ya to move to Botswana
Or maybe Mozambique
I'm sure it's very chic
And run don't walk, go get Barack and take him along
Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum
And you can stay in lovely lands like France or Afghanistan
Mad Michelle