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Off to the salt mine!
Show-off!
My version of same: Off to the Wal-mart! For some reason, my family insists on eating several times a day, and they get crochety when I tell them, “There’s toast!” Nobody wanted to work on the menu, so they’ll be stuck with pumpkin soup, eggplant sauce, and That Chickpea Dish Again. Bwahahahahahaha!