[nicmarlo]

scientists warn that transmitting songs into deep space could put the Earth at risk of an alien attack.

FOFL.......meanwhile, in other news.......actual alien attacks against Americans due to leaving borders wide open causes little alarm....

[yorkie]

I’ve heard chilling rumors.........that they are leaving their ships in Mexico, and are sneaking accross the border - unseen. Slipping over here in the dead of night. (The ships would be a dead give-away.)

They are everywhere, now, and if they want you - you don’t have a chance.