[Jeff Chandler]

>>I’m the only person in my family with blue eyes, and I have seven uncles, five aunts, and almost thirty cousins. I’m also the only redhead. Was I adopted?<<

What did the mailman look like?

[dracovsu]

My last girlfriend had eyes like mine..... blue. I need to go throw up now.

[Welsh Rabbit]

What did the mailman look like?

Like a portly black woman. Seriously though, I know I'm my father's son because we both share an almost identical face (except for the eye color).