How could I Bee so wrong? I'm convinced: Huckabee for President!

1/13/08 | County Agent Hank Kimball

[County Agent Hank Kimball]

Maybe. But it can be deserved. And it can be fun.

Hank

[P. James Moriarty]

Marianne, definately!

[fabian]

what about all of the criticism of Mitt supporting the gay agenda in Mass.?

[County Agent Hank Kimball]

Man, I GOTTA get a high-speed connection.

Dial-up here...can’t really do vids.

Hank

[microgood]

I wonder if the Huckster is planning on doing to the National Republican Party what he did to the Arkansas Republican Party?

[Lancey Howard]

Excellent!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Bee serious, Hank !"

[KTM rider]

"Baby I'll be your Huckleberry, you don't have to double dare me

If the world gets wild and scary count on me to be right there

You're so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherry We grew up and we got married

Now look at those three little Huckleberries

Mmm

Mmmmmm"

[Slings and Arrows]

Now for an important issue; Marianne or Ginger?

Both!

[County Agent Hank Kimball]

I AM serious. Well, not serious, exactly.....I’m more like earnest....No, not Earnest - my name’s Hank! Who is Earnest?..............

[Lancey Howard]

Ridicule (a.k.a., mockery) is an inferior argument, in any case.

Yeah, who did Jonathan Swift think he was?

[County Agent Hank Kimball]

Great tag!

Hank

[vox humana]

Please do not post a humor piece without using the correct date...4/1/2008.

[bajabaja]

I find your knowledge of Gilligan’s Island trivia . . . . . highly . . . . . . disturbing. (But thank you for increasing my knowledge by posting the video.)

[Dr.Zoidberg]

He uses government where ever possible to do things for people.

Here, let me fix that for you.

"He uses government where ever possible to do things TO people."

Government types seldom do things for people, much more likely it's to them whether they like it or not.

No, I'm sorry, I just can't see myself pulling the lever for the Arkansas Grifter Mark II...

[Prophet in the wilderness]

The 3rd one is Mrs. “ Lovey “ Howell

[County Agent Hank Kimball]

That would be a good theme song for the Huckster's campaign. Maybe Mr. Arbitrage would prefer Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison, though:

You can take all the tea in china
Put it in a big brown bag for me
Sail right around the seven oceans
Drop it straight into the deep blue sea
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Shes an angel of the first degree
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Just like honey from the bee

You cant stop us on the road to freedom
You cant keep us cause our eyes can see
Men with insight, men in granite
Knights in armor bent on chivalry
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Shes an angel of the first degree
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Just like honey from the bee

You cant stop us on the road to freedom
You cant stop us cause our eyes can see
Men with insight, men in granite
Knights in armor intent on chivalry
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Shes an angel of the first degree
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Just like honey from the bee
You know shes alright
You know shes alright with me
Shes alright, shes alright (shes an angel)

You can take all the tea in china
Put it in a big brown bag for me
Sail it right around the seven oceans
Drop it smack dab in the middle of the deep blue sea
Because shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Shes an angel of the first degree
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Just like honey from the bee

Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Shes an angel of the first degree
Shes as sweet as tupelo honey
Just like the honey, baby, from the bee
Shes my baby, you know shes alright.....

Hank

[Prophet in the wilderness]

You got to read this 2 or 3 times to “ GET IT “ ..... it’s thick with sarcasm... read between the lines.

[Yaelle]

No, we don't need a liar like Huckabee in the WH. That's why I said "Laugh til you cry." It is a crying matter to think that being a good Christian means forgiving and pardoning thousands of dangerous criminals.

And the dog killing: almost worse than what his son did, torturing and killing a poor dog, was his attempt to get the arrest covered up, and when it didn't happen the way he wanted, he fired the head of the state police. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEVmdOj2TOg

I'm sorry but if my son deliberately killed a helpless pup, I'd be VERY concerned about what he would do in the future, as it is known to be a stepping stone for murderers to start with small animals. One thing I would NOT do is to use my authority to cover up such a heinous act.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

both