You know...as funny as that isn't, having just spent the week in New Orleans with people who lost everything I'm reminded of how blessed I really am.
One of the mornings there the director of the ministry we were working with talked about storing up your treasures in heaven, and the fact that for most of us, lots of our problems come because we have, or want, more stuff. But when all that stuff sits under 9 ft. of water for a month, you realize just how important it isn't.
/ sermon
Not Valerie told 'em she's "pretty sure" that's illegal.
I make none of this up.