There are ducks and geese on Craigslist...
I still think geese are eeeevil, though.
Geese are a little evil... but I think they might be mean enough, and big enough, to fend off Gidget.
And I’ve always wanted a goose named Gandalf the Grey.
We’d need a secure area before we get them. I think it’ll take awhile to train the dogs to be safe around them.... if ever.