Party At The Leper Colony
by Al Yankovic
Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won’t cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let’s give ‘em a hand
Saturday night, it’s the place to be
Everybody cut footloose with me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there’s a party at the leper colony
Hey
Met a little lady so pretty and young
She was quite a little talker ‘till the cat got her tongue
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed
I said, “Girl, now don’t fall to pieces on me”
But she cried her eyes out - literally
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there’s a party at the leper colony
Hey, hey
Hey now, buddy, don’t you give me no lip
Sorry I was using your head for dip
There’s a guy in the hot tub, I don’t know who
Wait a minute, it looks like Stu
Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty mama got her eye on me
At the party at the leper colony
Oh, there’s a party at the leper colony
There’s a party at the leper colony
(Party at the leper colony)
There’s a party at the leper colony
(Party at the leper colony)
Oh, there’s a party at the leper colony
Yeah, party at the leper colony
Well, there’s a party at the leper colony
(Party at the leper colony)
Hey
Kid: Mrs. Jones can Bobby come out and play?
Mrs. Jones: Now, Tommy, you know Bobby has leprosy.
Kid: Then can we come in and watch him rot?
Someday we’ll all be able to look back on this thread and say “2J started it.”