[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

This narrative started out with me thinking it was the set-up for a groaner...a shaggy dog...a Sister Rosetta Stoner.

"Egyptologists will be dumbstruck"

Stuned? Runed? Duned? Not a word yet from the ancient Egyptians either, guess they're keeping Mum my my.

Dude, there is no Sandy Claus.






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[Enterprise]

Happy New Year my friend.

[SIDENET]

which is none other than the fabled land of Yam

Lost to the sands of time?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Heh - those have me so twisted up, I’ll have to see my Cairo-practor...

[potlatch]

I    YAM   HENRY    THE    8TH   I    YAM

[I Drive Too Fast]

Yam straight this is hugh. I think they deciphered some of the letters and they made out Corriganankhamun who was notorious for never asking for directions.

[punster]

I think we could start a pyramid scheme for punners. I know the pharoah, having a terrible nightmare, woke up, screaming, “I want my mummy!” When the Sahara dried up, they were getting their just deserts. Of course, the Egyptians were prone to gambling, they liked to play pharoah. They may have been in a state of de nile, about their gambling. Then again, they could have taken a river cruise, a senile tour. They actually had a form of radio, and the news commentator was a talking dog, who was a star. An that is really sirius.