Surely there are some kind of offset credits we can buy?
I've been saving time for ages now and have quite a collection. If you'd like, you can send me $20 and when time stops, I will send you five minutes of the time I have saved. Not a lot, but it might be enough time for you to find a comfortable way to sit, or maybe get out of the sun while time is not moving.

All account credits were prepaid...