Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.
OK, let's go back through that...
Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.
I think her mind is somewhere picturing something involving you and the famous FR sniper kitty.
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.
Yeah, I'm sure you know just how the cat feels about this. As for quintessentially feline, for give me if I'm skeptical that synthetic hair has anything to do with the adjective "feline." At worst, it's like putting a clown wig on Mr. T. and saying he looks more like B.A. Baracus than ever. At best, it has no connection at all...like saying a Marine is tougher if he carries a pecan in his shirt pocket.
Yes, I know, I'm pathetic for even giving this crap that much thought.
BTW, as a marketing consultant, let me say this: This product, whether intentionally or not, is really aimed at people who don't know Photoshop exists.
Dude, put the left brain down and step away! This is a fun little fundraising/publicity effort, not a true product line launch. Relax and enjoy the faux fashion blurbs and the nice cat photography.
Bwahahahahaaa!!!! Your commentary is classic!