Here it comes...
"We demand free transporation to the moon! We will bring our own jeans and t-shirts!"
Read the article:
"...In my extensive research of dissident American theories about the physical conditions on the Moon I have proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that there is atmosphere, water and vegetation on the Moon, and that man does not need a space suit to walk on the Moon. A pair of jeans, a pullover and sneakers are just about enough. Everything NASA has told the world about the Moon is a lie and it was done to keep the exclusivity of the club from joinings by the third world countries..."
Oh yeah, it keeps getting better after that.
Here it comes...
"We demand free transporation to the moon! We will bring our own jeans and t-shirts!"