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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; Soaring Feather; Bethbg79; bitt; blackie; Boazo; ...
A LOT OF PEOPLE FORGET TO PACK THEIR EMERGENCY BEER.

THIS MAN DIDN'T FORGET.


Man Peed Way Out Of Avalanche
From ananova.com
January 27, 2005

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.


982 posted on 12/15/2007 4:57:33 PM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Lady Jag

Now that guy used his head! oooops!


984 posted on 12/15/2007 5:06:35 PM PST by Soaring Feather (I soar 'cause I can.....)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve; All

Let’s just call him “The Man With The Golden - PEE”. James Bond strikes again..........


987 posted on 12/15/2007 5:21:13 PM PST by potlatch ("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
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To: Lady Jag

OMG its a Christmas Miracle!

Pee’s on Earth! good will toward men!


989 posted on 12/15/2007 5:27:33 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lady Jag

I just read this to my Mom, she was cracking up.


990 posted on 12/15/2007 5:28:57 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; monkapotamus; All

DUDE TOMKOW check this out

This got be Looter guy


1,008 posted on 12/15/2007 6:34:28 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!!! Global warming just sucks doesn’t it?? :-D


1,026 posted on 12/15/2007 7:41:23 PM PST by StarCMC (http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com; http://starcmc.wordpress.com/ - The Enemedia is inside the gates.)
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To: Lady Jag; Soaring Feather; All
Merry Christmas to All... and to All a Good ...er... Flight...!!!
 
 


1,034 posted on 12/16/2007 2:15:30 AM PST by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: Lady Jag

BTTT


1,035 posted on 12/16/2007 2:57:13 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: Lady Jag
HI, LJ!!!

free dixie HUGS,sw

1,094 posted on 12/16/2007 3:18:47 PM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. Thomas Jefferson, 1804)
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